There was a sheriff looking for a deputy, so a Redneck went in to apply for the job.
"OK," the sheriff said, "What is 1+1?"
"11," the Redneck replied.
"What two days of the week start with the letter T?"
"Today and tomorrow."
"Now the last one. Who killed Abraham Lincoln?"
The Redneck thought really hard and finally said, "I don't know."
"Well, why don't you go home and work on that," the sheriff told him.
So the Redneck went home and his wife asked him how it went, and the Redneck replied, "Great! He already put me on
a murder case!"
Rednecks at work!
One day, two rednecks named Bubba and Earl were driving down the road, drinking a couple of Budweisers.
The passenger, Bubba, said "Lookey thar up ahead Earl, it's a po-leece roadbloack! We're gonna get busted fer drinkin'
these here beers!!"
Don't worry Bubba," Earl said. "We'll just pull over and finish drinkin' these beers, peel off the label and stick it on out
forheads, then throw the bottles under the seat."
"What fer?" asked Bubba.
"Just let me do the talkin', okay?" said Earl.
They finished their beers, threw the empty bottles under the seat and slapped the labels on their foreheads.
When they reached the roadblock, the sheriff said, "Have you boys been drinking?"
"No sir," said Earl, "We're on the patch."
Drinking and Driving
Possum and Taters
1 young, fat possum
8 sweet potatoes
2 tablespoons butter
1 tablespoon sugar
Directions: First, catch a possum. This in itself is excellent entertainment on a moonlight night. Skin
the possum and remove the head and feet. Be sure to wash it thoroughly. Freeze overnight either
outside or in a refrigerator. When ready to cook, peel the potatoes and boil them tender in lightly
salted water along with the butter and sugar. At the same time, stew the possum tender in a tightly
covered pan with a little water. Arrange the taters around the possum, strip with bacon, sprinkle with
thyme or marjoram, or pepper, and brown in the oven. Baste often with the drippings.
You've seen em on Springer!
Comin' to a trailer park near you!